She’s like my sister. When I’m with her, I know everything is going to be okay.
21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs
“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”
I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
"SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!"
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”