May 2013
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The companions reaction to River
Donna: Who the fuck are you
Amy: wow she is fierce I ship you and the doctor so hard omg are you married you should totally get married.
Clara: Thought you were a man lol.
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starrynights-:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and...
brellaperry:
i love shipping because you are basically in love with two people being in love
I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say.
– Meg Rosoff (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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simplyfeeling:
do you ever just go on the nbchannibal tumblr
and
read
the
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???
pizza:
high-self-esteem:
fatwink:
all i want is pizza and high self esteem
hello
hello
carcat:
forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it
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my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
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greekgogurt:
i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things
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doglets:
actually all of my systems are nervous
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
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bastardlybrendan:
3000—21:
oswinses:
enjorlaas:
skuboglesby:
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
#you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy
#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down
#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese
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I feel like this is the worst time for Yahoo to...
yourpersonalpurgatory:
most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left And they’re cannibals
fartgallery:
shoot for the stars because if you destroy them night time will become darker and then it’ll be easier to commit crimes
idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
sparksflyforgreeneyes:
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
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legilimen:
JENNY APOLOGISED TO VASTRA FOR DYING.
BECAUSE SHE KNEW VASTRA COULD NOT COPE BEING ALONE AGAIN. SHE KNEW VASTRA WAS SO IRREVOCABLY IN LOVE WITH HER THAT IT WOULD ESSENTIALLY BREAK HER. SHE KNEW VASTRA COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT HER PRECIOUS VICTORIAN CHAMBERMAID BECAUSE WHO ELSE WOULD SEE PAST THE SCALES, AND KEEP HER WARM AND LOVE HER SO WHOLEHEARTEDLY.
AND SHE APOLOGISED FOR IT.
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alternate-j:
walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye
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thatpsychowriter:
For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
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jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
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bittermeggirl:
Imagine Hannibal singing “head, shoulders, knees, and toes” to himself quietly while cooking up mysterious items in his kitchen.
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ifyouhadwings:
teamniceboyfriends:
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
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amysfall:
if you didn’t cry a little bit over vastra’s love for jenny then you clearly missed half the episode
Wanna make a monster? Take the parts of yourself that make you...
– Richard Siken, Sporks magazine (via moranion)
lolyoureabitch:
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
iloveriandawson:
I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
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awkwardvagina:
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore